Wednesday, July 4, 2012

hungry in ohio...

Salt pork, what the fuck is it? You would think I should know because I have two chunks of it frozen in my freezer. Where they came from and why I have two I can't explain. I also realized upon scavenging for dinner that I have four cans of evaporated milk and two cans of coconut milk. I can’t think of one time in the last five years I have used evaporated milk and don’t even like coconut! My pantry is starting to harbor all the undesirables that I just push to the side while I pick out the item that I want. If I don’t hit the grocery soon I may be caught eating evaporated milk straight out of the can with a spoon.

donations welcome.