Hey baby what’s your sign is going to be my new pickup line when I go out. For the past 8 years whenever I meet someone new I always get out my trusty “Birthdays, Stars and Numbers” book to see if we are compatible on some level. Hoping one day the book will inform me that I have officially met my soul mate. I figured if I ask “what there sign is” beforehand I can cut out a lot of the meaningless small talk. “Wait, you were born when? Sorry, we’re not compatible.” Clearly, I could never just trust how I feel; I barely keep my thoughts in order let alone my feelings. As of yet the book hasn’t steered me wrong or maybe it has, who is to say right? I have yet to date a guy whose birthday falls into any category that might be for me. Which means I am still looking and still hoping for the quote un quote MR. RIGHT.
If you know anyone born on : January 9th or 29th, February 7th or 27th , March 5th or 25th, April 3rd or 23rd, May 1st or 21st, June 19th, July 17th , August 15th , September 13th , October 11th , November 9th and lastly Dec 7th. Send them my way, apparently we are meant for each other.
Baby, you forgot October 8th, that's my birthday!
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