Thursday, December 1, 2011

Scorpio & TBD

Hey baby what’s your sign is going to be my new pickup line when I go out.  For the past 8 years whenever I meet someone new I always get out my trusty “Birthdays, Stars and Numbers” book to see if we are compatible on some level.  Hoping one day the book will inform me that I have officially met my soul mate.   I figured if I ask “what there sign is” beforehand I can cut out a lot of the meaningless small talk.  “Wait, you were born when?  Sorry, we’re not compatible.” Clearly, I could never just trust how I feel; I barely keep my thoughts in order let alone my feelings.  As of yet the book hasn’t steered me wrong or maybe it has, who is to say right?  I have yet to date a guy whose birthday falls into any category that might be for me.  Which means I am still looking and still hoping for the quote un quote MR. RIGHT.   


If you know anyone born on : January 9th or 29th, February 7th or 27th , March 5th or 25th, April 3rd or 23rd,  May 1st or 21st,  June 19th,   July 17th ,   August 15th ,   September 13th ,   October 11th ,   November 9th  and lastly Dec 7th.   Send them my way, apparently we are meant for each other. 

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