Who knew there was an art to spitting and more importantly why is it that guys always seem to be so good at it? Whether it be a loogie or just a straight spat they always manage to do it perfect; hawking it up and launching a perfect circle as it lands with a splat. I mean lets be serious, the noise it makes is even perfect. Whereas when I do it, it's like a shower of saliva and (depending on the technique I try) a possible drool stream down my chin. Gross.
Spitting practice is something I've started on a more regular basis (this may or may not be while I jog). I try multiple techniques for creating the perfect loog. Tongue behind my bottom teeth. Fail. Shaped like a "u". Fail. No tongue use at all. Fail.
Fail, fail and fail, why can't I just do it? I have asked many of my guy friends on multiple occasions over years about their spitting technique. Even after following their instructions I still can't seem to get it.
I have come to the conclusion that spitting the perfect loog just may not be in my cards. I am also starting to think it is directly related to a man's "lower region" along with something in their saliva that enhances this ability. They can't just be better at it than me, there has to be a reason. Whatever it is, it makes it congeal a little better and makes it impossible for them to fail.
As I continue to try honing in this skill, I will not get my expectations to high on actually mastering it...
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