Don't look at me.

I rifle through my drawer among all the different options I have available.  Adidas, Jansport, Spi belt, leather, polka dotted, and a random one that says “outdoor photography”.  Which one will go best with the outfit I am planning?  Each one has so many different qualities to offer but when it comes to it, we all know that with a fanny pack you can never go wrong. 

My obsession began around 5 years ago.  The first time I “rocked” a fanny pack was at Cedar Point amusement park.  I thought it was a perfect opportunity to look like a complete ass.  Throughout my day at the park I was let down by the amount of attention the fanny brought, I figured there was bound to be someone like me out there snickering and pointing.  By the end of the day I had slowly became obsessed with the convenience and functionality this glorious little bag on my hip brought.  If I wanted to take a picture boom, done, need my wallet, walla, my phone, just a zipper swipe away.  It was fantastic.

I believe everyone should wear a fanny pack at least one time in their life, if only to understand how accommodating this little bag can be.  I wish I could say a fanny pack was a common accessory in my wardrobe but alas it is not.  It is always a staple for vacations and any other activity I wish to make other people jealous of me. 

As a side note, I have always said Fanny packs are going to come back just like terry cloth.  Terry cloth did by the way.