FAIL

I was going back through some old crap on my computer when I found a document I wrote a few years ago instructing the reader “How to live happily ever after with the girl of your dreams….. (That’s me)”. I laid it out in bullet form with 6 main headlines ranging from proper attention, bad moods to cleaning. It is actually quite humorous how much detail I went into about some of the things. After reading through it I realize that almost everything remains the same. I don’t ask for a lot and I never have. Below is a list of a few special bullet points that I plucked out to share, enjoy.

1. Give a kiss every morning before you leave and a kiss when you return home….
2. When you’re out without me text me. You could even lie and say you miss me or wish I was there too…
3. NEVER EVER WHIP OUT YOUR COCK AND THINK IT IS A TURN ON…it’s definitely not.
4. Sometimes an unexpected hug is the best way to make me feel special
5. Whatever you like that I do to you….do to me.
6. NEVER assume I’m on the same page as you about anything, the odds are I am not.